Movie Review: Burning Inside (2009)
For the first time ever I am at a loss for words. I have no idea how to start reviewing this one. The premise sounds interesting: A man awakens from a coma having no recollection of who he is or how he got in the coma. After his release from the hospital he lives a … Read more
Rest in Peace Dennis Hopper (1936-2010)
Man we lost an icon today people!! I don’t need to introduce Dennis Hopper to anyone who considers themselves a movie buff. He has over 200 acting credits, 8 directing credits, 4 writing credits, 14 movies that thank him (8 of them a “Special Thanks”), and has appeared in 205 projects as himself. If ya … Read more
SyFy Corner: Infestation (2009)
The good thing is even though this flick was picked up by the SyFy Channel for distribution, it wasn’t MADE by the SyFy Channel. Score one point to Infestation. The bad thing is it COULD’VE been made by the SyFy Channel. Take that point away. All the usual suspects are here: cheesy dialogue, pretty silly … Read more
Breaking News Round-Up: [rec]2 Red Band Trailer; 1st Still from Sharktopus; Adam Greens Next Project; Brian Yuzna’s Amphibious 3D.
Lots of new cool projects in the works. Let’s jump right into it!! THE [REC]2 RED BAND TRAILER; FINALLY: Back on March 18, 2010 I posted my review of the absolutely amazing [rec]2 (see my review here). I was lucky enough to get a screener of this phenomenal flick and figured it’d be released stateside … Read more
Movie Review: House of the Devil (2009)
I don’t get it people. I don’t get why this one got such great reviews and press. I’m actually still trying to figure out why Ti West keeps getting all the praise he does. I’m just not a fan. I, like most horror fans, was introduced to West via his low-budgeter The Roost (2005), a … Read more
Movie Review: Paranormal Activity (2007)
Here we go again with another filmmaker with no money who thinks he has the next Blair Witch Project. The main difference being this film is actually pretty effective. I’ve never been a fan of Blair Witch and sometimes wish it was never made. Witch has given us endless shitty rip-offs in which any schmuck … Read more
Upcoming Film Round Up: I Spit on Your Grave Remake Trailer & Hatchet 2 Update
You can feel the air getting electrified. I have updates of two flicks that I’m really excited about; I’ve been following the progress of these films for a while now!! Let’s get to it: I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE REMAKE TRAILER: This year’s Creation Weekend of Horrors in Los Angeles revealed more details about the … Read more
Breaking News to Make You Throw Up: Martyrs Remake on the Way
I’m sorry everyone; I really am!! I hate to be the guy to tell you this news, but the BEST HORROR FILM of the last decade (or more), Pascal Laugier’s Martyrs, is being remade for an American audience. I guess us Americans are too dumb to “get” or appreciate Laugier’s brilliant and disturbing film about … Read more
SyFy Corner: Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)
SyFy … dudes … what the hell happened?? Sure the movies you make and air are always a mixed bag and a gamble, but you guys usually nail the killer/giant shark flicks (at least in a “so bad it’s good” way). When I read the title, Spring Break Shark Attack, I got really excited. “Self,” … Read more
SyFy Corner: Witchville (2010)
I’m at a total loss here people. How could the SyFy Channel give us such entertaining films like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Malibu Shark Attack, and Ice Spiders and then turn around and give us such painfully unexciting and eyeball-bleeding flicks like Sand Serpents and Witchville? All these films are no doubt cinematic cheese, … Read more
