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The place for Anything Horror- Teaser Poster Drops for Hell Baby May 17, 2013The teaser poster for the upcoming horror-comedy, HELL BABY has dropped. HELL BABY is written and directed by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant and stars Rob Corddry, Leslie Bibb, Keegan-Michael Key, Michael Ian Black, Riki Lindhome, Rob Huebel, and Paul Scheer. Judging by the cast this sure sounds like it’s focusing more on the “comedy” elements … Read […]anythinghorror
- Voltaire To Direct Feature Film Version Of Horror Comic, OH MY GOTH! May 17, 2013Mr. Renaissance himself, Aurelio Voltaire, will be directing the film version of his very own popular horror comic, OH MY GOTH. Check out the press release: Aurelio Voltaire to direct film version of his comic book OH MY GOTH!: an irreverent, comedic trip through horror and science fiction “Monsters, rock and roll, comedy and sex” … Read moreanythinghorror
- After Dark Announces the 4th in the ‘After Dark Originals’ Series May 17, 2013After Dark is at it again!! I admit that I don’t have the best history with After Dark films. In the past I’ve written more than a few less than stellar reviews of their films. But since then they’ve branched out into producing their own original films. So far DARK CIRCLES, RED CLOVER (originally titled … Read moreanythinghorror
- Teaser Poster Drops for Hell Baby May 17, 2013
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Security Guards always get messed up! Is there a horror flick where the security guard ends up being the hero I wonder? Is there one where he turns out to be the monster and say at the end “I’m tired of security guards getting messed up all the time”?
The security cop in PAUL BLART ended up getting the girl and saving the day … and don’t tell me PAUL BLART wasn’t a horror movie!! Did you see that fucking train wreck of a film?? LOL
Pizza delivery boy.
Wrong list … “Pizza Delivery Boy” is on my list of “Best Jobs to Have in a Porn”!! LOL
Even in the house of the Devil?!?!?
Security Guard. Why?
Camp Counselors get to eyeball horny buxom (Legal) babes and get them drunk and alone.
Lab Technicians get the cool lab coats and have lethal chemicals at hand.
Babysitters have access to the parents’ liquor cabinets, freezers full of food and cable TV.
Army Privates have guns, look good in fatigues and usually have numbers on their side.
I was a security guard, an underpaid, underappreciated, boring Purgatory, where I was stuck in a dorky uniform, carried a flashlight instead of a gun, and the closest thing I got to a buxom babe was the men’s magazines my crabby mentor wouldn’t let me look at.
There’s really no way I can argue with anything you just wrote!! I can’t say I’d actually feel safer having you guard my building buddy!! LOL