AnythingHorror Central

I’m gonna start with the “stuff” first!!  Earlier today I checked in with faithful anythinghorror.com reader and fan Don over at TShirt Bordello.  I know you all remember Don and his kickass site because a few months ago he sponsored my first ever writing contest giveaway.  Don, courtesy of TShirt Bordello, gave away a fantastic “Stolen From the Bates Motel” prize package.  Well when I spoke with Don earlier today he was really excited about some new t-shirt designs and asked me to pass them along to everyone.  Here’s three of his new t-shirt designs:

But in addition to his tshirtbordello.com site Don also runs the very cool http://888wuzdead.com website.  This is a really fun website that caters to all your undead needs, but it’s not selling the typical undead products.  Http://888wuzdead.com is the place to go when you need to call an undead uprising, need some experienced exterminators to come out and take care of that pesky undead problem, or if you just want to track any undead uprisings across the country.  This is a really fun site and I spent a long time on it looking around and having a lot of fun.

Http://888wuzdead.com isn’t done as a joke but is put together as a real company offering a real service.  It’s great!!  Be sure to check it and tshirtbordello.com out.

NEW BIGFOOT FLICK, DEAR GOD NO!:

After recently reading Eric S. Brown’s BIGFOOT WAR, that kinda got my juices flowing to see a great creature-destroying-shit film.  But now that SUPER 8 is kinda looking like an E.T. remake I was wondering if anything would come and save me.  Well it seems as though my prayers are answered!!  DEAR GOD NO! is written and directed by James Bickert and the entire project is made to transport you back to the age of drive-in theaters and grindhouse cinema.  Here’s the description on their Facebook Page:

When the blood begins to flow, who will be left to scream?

Grab some popcorn, gas up the jalopy and grab your favorite girl. Big World Pictures presents the retro Bikers vs. Bigfoot feature film DEAR GOD NO! A thrill ride here to save cinema by delivering all the carnival fun of a 1970’s drive-in movie. On the run from bikini clad machine gun fire, a group of outlaw bikers attempt to seek refuge in a mountain cabin only to fall victim to a crazed scientist and his hunchback assistant performing hideous experiments more deranged than the human mind can handle. What is lurking in the woods making escape impossible? Could it be the legendary… BIGFOOT! 

Yeah; you can guarantee I’ll be checking this one out!!  It sounds unnecessarily violent (a huge plus) and full of gratuitous nudity, sex, and gore (a huge HUGE plus).  Even more impressive is that it’s intentionally shot on film in order to give it that grindhousey feel:

Dear God No! (a.k.a. The Bigfoot Massacre) was shot on Fuji Super 16mm using Arri cameras over 7 days in various North Georgia locations. Dear God No! is a 70′s drive-in throwback exploitation / action / horror hybrid.

My mouth is watering!!  I’ll definitely be keeping my ears and eyes open for this one.

IT’S A WRAP FOR PIRANHA 3DD:

I love the PIRANHA 3D remake.  I love the FEAST trilogy.  I love director John Gulager.  SInce Gulager is directing PIRANHA 3DD there’s no reason for me not to be extremely excited about this one!!  According to Star News Online, the production wrapped up on May 27, 2011 and executive producer Joel Soisson says that

This one is so outlandish in places.  I hope it works because it really pushes all the boundaries slightly pushed in the first one.

Being familiar with Gulager’s work in the FEAST trilogy I get all tingly thinking about what he’s gonna do with PIRANHA 3DD.  PIRANHA 3DD will be released in the theaters on November 23, 2011 … just in time for Thanksgiving.  I was hoping for another summer release but at least it’ll be hitting the theaters.

What do you all think?  Are you as excited as I am for the sequel (which stars Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, David Hasselhoff and Clu Gulager)?  I say bring it on!!

MEGAN FOX WANTS TO BE CARRIE:

No really; Fox is fucking perfect to play the lead in CARRIE. Look how ugly and awkward she is here.

Really?  I seriously have to cover this?  I think you all know what I’m gonna say about this news.  It’s not bad enough that MGM announced it was planning a remake of CARRIE.  You can all be as optimistic as you want … go ahead.  I’ll be the voice of reason here.  I’ll be blunt; no matter who writes it, who directs it, or who stars in it, the remake of CARRIE is gonna be a huge fucking train wreck!!  But just to ensure that the acting is gonna suck harder than a Riker’s Island stool pigeon, MovieWeb.com reports that Megan Fox is interested in the lead role in CARRIE.  Yes; Megan Fox, the actress who couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper bag, wants to play the lead role where her character is an awkward and homely high school student.  Fox, putting aside her acting abilities, is a hot piece of ass AND she’s 25 years old.  According to MovieWeb, a source close to Fox said:

Megan is a huge fan of the original and would love the chance to play the lead. She’s 25 now but she’s sure she could still do justice to teenage CARRIE. She’s told her people to make it happen.

Did you all throw up a little in your mouths too??  This same source goes on to say that Fox really wants this role in order to wash the stink of the TRANSFORMERS films off her career (those are my words, not the sources).  Furthermore, if Fox doesn’t get the lead in CARRIE she’s gonna take a break from Hollywood in order to take a starring role on Broadway.  Really?  Maybe she can land the lead in the Spider-Man Broadway show?

Hey Megan … go fuck yourself!!

That’s all I got for now.

Stay Bloody!!!