(Very) Special Guest Contributor: Assly the Puppet’s Video Review of Dead Hooker in a Trunk

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I know, I know; I already reviewed  DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK back in July of 2010.  But this is a special occasion.  Nix that … it’s actually TWO special occasions.  First I want to share with you all my new favorite online video reviewer.  He’s got a lot of attitude, he’s kind of an asshole (ok; he IS an asshole), and he cracks me the fuck up.  That’s right; I’m talking about Assly the Puppet, the creation of the warped mind of Kristian Hanson.  Hanson was born in Chicago and raised in Giblet, Arizona and now resides in Arizona making funny videos and writing craptastic novels and short stories. You can check him out at www.craptastichorror.com to see more of Assly and more of his short stories and daily hororscopes.  I first “met” Kristian through Twitter but we forged a friendship base on horror films and each having twisted minds and a fondness for writing our own brand of horror novels.

Kristian Hanson & Assly (honestly, I'm not sure which is which!!).

Speaking of “twsited minds:”  The other special occasion we’re celebrating today is the VOD and limited theatrical release of the Soska Sister’s DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK.  This, in my humble opinion, is long overdue.  DEAD HOOKER is, simply put, one fun and gory-ass flick.  The Soska Sisters (a.k.a., the Twisted Twins) have warped minds and some mad skills both behind and in front of the camera.  Check out my interview with them here, and you can read the entire press release for the new distribution of DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK here.  But now onto the main show.  Kristian was kind enough to beg and plead Assly to tape one of his (a-hem) “unique” video interviews for anythinghorror.com.  This is it!!  So enjoy, and make sure you send some love Kristian’s way by visiting his website and supporting him in all his projects.

Without further hesitation, heeeeeeere’s Assly!!

Oh that Assly; absolutely no respect for Kristian!!  But a huge thank you to Kristian Hanson for coaxing Assly to tape that review.  So get out there, faithful anythinghorror.com readers, and go check out DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK.  And if you’re lucky enough to live in a city where it’s playing in the theater, FOR GOD’S SAKE GO SEE IT ON THE BIG SCREEN!!  I’d kill to see Badass tear shit up on the big screen.

Stay Bloody!!!

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4 Responses to “(Very) Special Guest Contributor: Assly the Puppet’s Video Review of Dead Hooker in a Trunk”
  1. Mary Hanson says:

    Yes, Kristian is SPECIAL! I should know, I’m his mother. And Assly is only one of his little friends residing in his mind and home. Sigh….my son plays with dolls. Besides that, I laugh my ass off every time I see one of his videos or read something he writes. Everyone should get into Kristian’s warped mind, it will make you laugh and brighten your day. I know he’s brightened my life. Love you baby!

    • You remind me of my mom as well Mary!! My mom was the one who got me interested in horror films at a young age and was taking me to see the FRIDAY THE 13TH and NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET films while my friends’ moms were still taking them to see Disney!! I love open-minded moms!! lol

  2. Buzz says:

    What are you trying to tell me with your complex subliminal messaging!? Man I’m gonna be here for hours trying to figure your cryptic words out, and now I have this strange urge to watch DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK… weird!

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