Free Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Giveaway!!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty excited about the box office action this Spring-Summer so far. THE AVENGERS has been dominating (deservedly so) and even PROMETHEUS is kicking ass despite it’s R-rating. Bust best of all those two tools Tom Cruise and Adam Sandler’s films are bombing!! I’ve never understood the appeal of Cruise … he plays the exact same character in every film. And I’ve honestly never once laughed at anything Sandler ever did. Never. That baby-retarded voice he does is so goddamn unfunny and annoying that I’d like to punch him in the throat. Okay … now that I have that off my chest, what the hell is this posting about? Oh yeah; a giveaway for the upcoming ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER!! This is another R-rated summer genre flick and I think this one has an uphill battle. From what I’ve been reading about it and from the trailers, the film looks friggin’ great!! No sparkly vampires here!! ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER hits theaters this Friday, June 22, 2012 and I think it’s gonna be a lot of fun. The film stars Benjamin Walker, Rufus Sewell, and Dominic Cooper and is directed by Timur Bekmambetov, no stranger to directing films steeped in dark material. The film is of course based on Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel of the same name (Grahame-Smith also wrote the screenplay). Here’s a little about the film:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Rated R) – Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov reinvent the time-honored genre and present the terrifying creatures of the night as they were meant to be experienced — as fierce, visceral, intense and bloodthirsty. ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER brings to the screen the secret life of our nation’s favorite president . . . as history’s greatest hunter of the undead.
The film stars Benjamin Walker, Anthony Mackie, Dominic Cooper, Rufus Sewell, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Erin Wasson and is based off of Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel of the same name.










Awesome contest! And I definitely recommend the novel, I’m reading it right now and it’s totally brilliant.
My mash-up idea: Wuthering Heights and Werewolves. I always thought there was something lycanthropic about Heathcliff, from his looks to his behavior.
Thanks, Scott!
–Sezin
P.S. How many times can we enter?
You are officially in the contest, Sezin!! You only need enter once. Werewolves … I like it!!
I’d like to enter! I’m imagining “On the Road” as told in a more “Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” mashup.
You are officially in the contest, Jeremy!!
I’m a huge fan of The Beat Movement & ON THE ROAD is one of my favorite novels … adding a Jeckyl & Hyde story to it sounds fantastic!!
“The Catcher in the Rye” with a Teen vampire as the main charcter…..Kinda a cross between TCITR w/ Let The Right one In
You are officially in the contest, Chris.
I like the addition of a kind of LET THE RIGHT ONE IN onto that story!!
my favorite mash-up would be HEROES meets ALIENS. or RuPaul’s drag Race meets 6 days later.
You’re in the contest, Noel!!
ALIENS & HEROES … sounds interesting.
Noah’s Arc meets Friday the 13th.
An awesome mash-up would be ‘Benjamin Franklin; or the American Prometheus’, in which the famous patriot and inventor uses his ‘kite in a thunderstorm’ trick to reanimate dead tissue. Ben Franklin would take the place of Dr. Frankenstein.
You’re in the running, Chaz!!
I really like that idea!! I can already see the title: BENJAMIN FRANKLINSTEIN: BRINGING LIFE TO AMERICA!!