Confirmed: Charlie Sheen Casted in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills
Sheen & Rodriquez
Remember a few weeks ago there was some buzz that Charlie Sheen was possibly gonna make an appearance in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE KILLS? Well according to deadline.com, that buzz has solidified, and Sheen will be playing the role of the President of the United States of America in MACHETE KILLS!!
Charlie Sheen announced today that he’s returning to the big screen. The Wall Street star has joined the cast of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills as the President of the United States. While it’s not a big role in the sequel to 2010′s Machete, both Sheen and the director announced the casting on their respective Twitter pages. “I just cast Charlie Sheen in #machetekills as the President of the United States! Who better? More soon..” Rodriguez tweeted this afternoon and posted a photo of himself and Sheen. “My fellow Americans,” said Sheen in presidential mode as he retweeted Rodriguez’s post.
‘Who better,’ indeed!! Here’s a brief plot synopsis of MACHETE KILLS:
In the sequel, Machete, played again by Danny Trejo, is drafted by the U.S. government to track an arms dealer through Mexico before he launches a weapon from space.
Are we maybe getting “Machete in Space”??? Now that’d be fucking cool!!
Stay Bloody!!!
Dear Movie Gods…
Please let Machete brutally kill Charlie Sheen.
Amen
… and let Mel Gibson (who’s also appearing in the next MACHETE film), be the secret service agent who dies horribly while trying to save President Sheen!! Lol
Oh yeah, that’s right! I forgot about him. What is this, “let’s cast all assholes” day at the movies? LOL They probably did it on purpose so we enjoy each slaughter to its maximum potential.
If Rodriquez casts Nick Nolte, Gary Busey, & Hasselhoff, then we got ourselves a party!!
So, will Charlie be the George Bush Jr of the movie, with Martin Sheen having already sat in the Oval Office?
Ha!! Charlie as president … a cold, death-like shiver just ran up my spine!!