Forget About Sharknado, Sharktopus, & 2-Headed Shark … Beware of Ghost Shark!!


ghost shark posterYeah there’s a film coming out on, you guessed it, the Syfy channel titled GHOST SHARK.  I’ll let the plot crunch and trailer below speak for themselves, but it seems that the SyFy channel may be finally jumping the shark.  How apropos!!  GHOST SHARK is directed by Griff Furst (the same director that gave us LAKE PLACID 3, SWAMP SHARK, and ARACHNOQUAKE), is written by Furst, Paul A. Birkett, and Eric Forsberg, and stars Mackenzie Rosman, Richard Moll, Dave Davis, and Sloane Coe.  Now brace yourself for the plot crunch and trailer … you may wanna sit down and not be drinking anything:

Last Fourth of July, teenager Christy Bruce disappeared from a high school beach party. Her severed arm washed ashore a day later. Drunken sea captain Blaise Shaw became a hero to the small seaside community of Harmony after killing the great white shark that was deemed responsible, but the Christy Bruce murder was no shark attack. Blaise turns to ghost hunter Ava Conte, who is skeptical but intrigued by his ghost shark ramblings. With preparations for a massive July 4th celebration rapidly approaching, they soon find themselves embroiled in a conspiracy of sex and murder involving the town’s wealthiest and most powerful citizens. Unprepared to contend with a Ghost Shark that can hunt on land, sea, as well as anywhere there is enough water or rain to sustain its phantom form, Blaise and Ava must uncover the truth about the towns dark past or fall victim to the Ghost Shark.

Yup, you read that right.  The innocent soul of a falsely accused and tortured shark comes back from The Beyond to exact revenge on everyone.  Wow.  Now dig on the trailer:

I don’t think anything else needs to be said about this one, and if you’re wondering … of course I’m gonna watch this one!!  Watch for the premier on August 22, 2013 on SyFy.  By the way, you may notice that there’s a film titled, GHOST SHARK 2:  URBAN JAWS that’s set for a 2013 release.  This film isn’t connected at all to the upcoming GHOST SHARK and has a “2″ in title simply for narrative reasons, apparently.

Stay Bloody!!!

For shits and giggles, here’s the poster for GHOST SHARK 2:  URBAN JAWS … it’s pretty basic but made me laugh out loud.

Ghost_Shark_2 poster

Oh what the hell.  I’m feeling generous today.  Here’s the concept trailer for the film:

Stay Bloody, again!!!

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11 Responses to “Forget About Sharknado, Sharktopus, & 2-Headed Shark … Beware of Ghost Shark!!”
  1. Steve Vernon says:

    Oh man, that looks SO very bad.

  2. Xenolicker says:

    Seems to me you’re suffering from a “Bad case of shark addiction”. Doctor Xenolicker’s advice: dress yourself up so you look like a seal and go swimming in South African or Australian waters. That might cure ya! (Btw this is showing up under “Movie Reviews”?)

    • Xenolicker says:

      Sorry! Forgot to post my “Straight face”, so you know that i’m only joking. Here it is: :-|

    • I’m truly amazed that a b-film like SHARKNADO, which is full of d-list actors, could be such a phenomenon while really solid indie flicks like VINDICATION, LONG PIGS, etc … still go unnoticed.

      Sometimes I’d like to dress like a seal!!

  3. Buzz says:

    This does look kinda fun in a really terrible sort of way, although I think we all know the film we want to see… ZOMBIE SHARK!!!

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