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deggsyMOVIE REVIEW: CHUPACABRA VS THE ALAMO (2013)
SyFy movies are their own art form. Think of them like Kabuki, but populated with fat has-beens, shitty CGI and loopy as fuck premises (Like the days of 50s Monster Movies that made the posters before the films, SyFy must certainly come up with the titles of their shitfests before hiring their apes to pen … Read more
MOVIE REVIEW: RETURN OF THE MOONWALKER (2013)
Well, this was certainly one of the more bizarre movies I’ve ever seen. I had been walking around a large car boot sale, taking note of just how many copies of Fifty Shades of Grey were on offer (and really, who wants to buy used porn books?), when I caught a glimpse of an old … Read more
In Memoriam: Ray Harryhausen (1920-2013)
Wow. Ray Harryhausen, you bloody amazing artist. I was astounded by your body of work before. Looking back now on how much you’ve done over the decades, and my astonishment has grown. Sometimes you can identify a movie based on the actors in it, or by the directors, or even by the studios who made … Read more
Movie Review: The Zombie King (2012)
Such a great title. Such a crap movie. When I saw the cover, and saw it starred Corey Feldman and Edward Furlong, I knew I wasn’t going to get THE SEVENTH SEAL. A zombie movie featuring John Connor and Edgar Frog? Could be good for a few laughs to go with a few beers and … Read more
Movie Review: Maniac (2012)
You know, back in my day, remakes were all meant to be crap. We’d sit there with our cans of Surge, sporting our Rachel Cuts and complaining about how Hollywood keeps remaking our favourite movies and TV shows and turning them into piss! Okay, we still do that, and often with great justification; if I … Read more
TV Review: Zombieland – The Series Pilot (2013)
You know what, I get it: you want it all. You want the pizza that’s both delicious and non-fattening. You want the underwear that’s both comfortable and makes you look good in the mirror. You want the partner that’s both hot and rich, and is willing to let you do a Dirty Lugosi with them. … Read more
NBC Pulls An Episode of HANNIBAL From Its Lineup
Well, it wasn’t long before NBC’s new show HANNIBAL (which I just reviewed here) faced its first bit of controversy, though surprisingly it doesn’t originate from the networks, or from outraged viewers with nothing better to do than complain, but from the show’s own frontrunner, Bryan Fuller, himself. From Variety.com: “After several particularly violent months in … Read more
Movie Review: When the Lights Went Out (2012)
They say that if you remember the Seventies, you weren’t listening, because the original quote was about the Sixties, but obviously you’re too proud to admit your mistake, and you’ll go on about your disco medallions and glam rock and energy crises and Keep On Truckin’ posters while the rest of us roll our eyes … Read more
TV Review: Hannibal (2013)
Confession time: I hate prequels. Really, as a rule they tend to be wastes of time for me. The STAR WARS prequels, BATMAN BEGINS, the SMALLVILLE TV series, DUMB AND DUMBERER… THE MUPPET BABIES… a few others I can’t be bothered naming. None of them really worked for me, mostly because the stories behind the … Read more
Movie Review: The Tunnel (2011)
Oh boy, it’s been ages since I last did a review for my favourite website ever! After a much needed break travelling around the Mediterranean with my better half, I’m back and ready to kick some bottom for my buddy Scott! And I’ll start with a movie that’s been sitting in my hard drive for … Read more
