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deggsyCreep Van (2012)
I owned two cars in my life: one was a cherry red Ford Gran Torino, a Starsky and Hutch car without the white racing stripes. I got her when I was seventeen, for the princely sum of $100. I loved her – for the three weeks she lived. Her undercarriage prolapsed on the Long Island … Read more
Watch the Short Horror Film Terrifier & Reinforce How Goddamn Scary Clowns Are!!
Wow. I just finished watching the short horror film, TERRIFIER … three times in a row!! TERRIFIER is written and directed by Damien Leone and stars Marie Maser, Mike Giannelli, and Michael Chmiel. What the hell can I say about TERRIFIER? How about this: Clowns, especially Art the Clown, are fucking terrifying. Period. Even those … Read more
I Spill Your Guts (2012)
War. Revenge. The self-fueled cycle of the war machine creating killers and then not knowing what to do with them once they aren’t needed anymore. All these themes and more are explored in James Balsamo’s latest flick, I SPILL YOUR GUTS. Sure the name is a bit 42nd Street-ish … it’s supposed to be. This … Read more
Looks Like Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno is Delving into Cannibal Territory … Sweet!!
I know there’s a lot of horror fans who are haters of Eli Roth. To you all I ask, “Why??” The man obviously loves the horror genre and has given us some really fun and gory films. I can still remember seeing CABIN FEVER in the theater for the first time. I was cheering and … Read more
Father’s Day (2011)
What is it with Canada’s love affair with the good old exploitation/grindhouse flicks of yesteryear? Don’t get me wrong; I’m not condemning our friends to the North. I think you all know me well enough by now that I absolutely adore the grindhouse genre that sprung up in New York City’s 42nd Street district. Sleazy … Read more
The Victim (2011)
THE VICTIM is the solo directorial debut from genre actor, Michael Biehn (in 2010 he co-directed THE BLOOD BOND with Anthony Szeto). I’ve posted a few articles about the progress of this film over the last year, and then suddenly it went silent. So I was pretty happy that THE VICTIM was being screened at … Read more
Nina: Crazy Suicide Girl (2012)
NINA: CRAZY SUICIDE GIRL gets an early vote as being the best titled film of 2012 (so far). When I first came across this one I assumed it was an Asian import. You know; the crazy, over-the-top Asian films that are full of comic book-like violence and gore? Well I was wrong. This is actually … Read more
El Monstro del Mar! (2010)
It’s become pretty fashionable among indie horror filmmakers to pay homage to past genre styles. Even mainstream Hollywood has gotten into the act with Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino paying homage to the grindhouse genre (one of my favorite old-school genres out there) with their collaborative effort, GRINDHOUSE. Now Stuart Simpson throws his hat into … Read more
Horror Short: Lewis (2011)
There was a house a few streets over from where I grew up in that was struck by lightening three times. What a shitty deal!! If you’re unlucky enough to get hit by lightening once, well you can just write it off and be glad that that’s over and now you’re no longer at risk. … Read more
Horror Movie Review: Drive Angry (2011)
I’m really pissed at myself. So far this year I’ve stayed true to my New Year’s resolution and have seen every genre flick released this year in the theaters … except DRIVE ANGRY. I wanted to see it; I even planned on seeing it. But when I finally found the time it was already outta … Read more
