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deggsyMOVIE REVIEW: CHUPACABRA VS THE ALAMO (2013)
SyFy movies are their own art form. Think of them like Kabuki, but populated with fat has-beens, shitty CGI and loopy as fuck premises (Like the days of 50s Monster Movies that made the posters before the films, SyFy must certainly come up with the titles of their shitfests before hiring their apes to pen … Read more
RISE OF THE ZOMBIES (2012)
“Captain, zombie movie detected, dead ahead!” “Slow to one half impulse. What do our sensors read?” “Captain, sensors read it’s a SyFy movie called RISE OF THE ZOMBIES.” “SyFy, huh? We’ve had trouble with them in the past, but sometimes they’ve managed to surprise us, even if they do skimp on the boobs. Any idea … Read more
Lake Placid 4: The Final Chapter (2012)
Here we are again. Another Saturday night … another SyFy Original … another LAKE PLACID flick!! Can you believe we’re on the third sequel?? LAKE PLACID 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER picks up directly where part three left off, with Game and Wildlife agent Reba (Yancy Butler) fighting off a killer croc. After this sequence, we … Read more
Roadkill (2011)
Everyone knows what’s scary: zombies, bugs, snakes, disease, clowns, being buried alive, a renewed season of any show involving the Kardashians… You know what’s *not* scary? Birds. The proof is in my hands right now, extra crispy and coated in the Colonel’s secret recipe. Oh, maybe at one stage our ancestors were suitably frightened by … Read more
Boogeyman (2012)
Oh Syfy … you definitely dance to the beat of your own drum!! I know I stand out from other reviewers in that I enjoy the vast majority of SyFy Originals (waaay more than I should). I’ve also realized that the sword-and-sorcery Originals pretty much suck across the board; the giant creature flicks are loads … Read more
Bigfoot (2012)
With the premier of SyFy’s BIGFOOT comes an end to “The Most Dangerous Month on TV.” I don’t know about ‘dangerous,’ but I’ve had an overall pretty good time with the four premiers. JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK (my review) kicked off the month followed by PIRANHACONDA (my review), the weakest of the bunch, and then … Read more
Arachnoquake (2012)
Let “The Most Dangerous Month on TV” continue!! I don’t know how SyFy does it, but they keep cranking out the creature flicks. I’m always saying that I yearn for the carefree days of when I was younger watching UHF channel 48 in South Jersey. Every Saturday late morning to early evening this channel would … Read more
Piranhaconda (2011)
PIRANHACONDA will be the second movie to premier in June (Saturday, June 16th at 9pm) on the SyFy channel in what is being called the “Most Dangerous Month on TV.” We started this party with JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK and though far from perfect, it had a fun energy to it that I couldn’t help … Read more
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)
I’ve been waiting for this one for quite some time. No, really; I have (that’s my life, folks). Now I’ll be perfectly honest here … I’ve never seen an episode of THE JERSEY SHORE. Seriously; I haven’t, but it feels as though I know everything about it. These Guido’s infested pop culture quicker than a … Read more
Leprechaun’s Revenge (2012)
Well, St. Paddy’s Day is almost upon us and to celebrate one of the dizziest and pukiest of all holidays, the SyFy channel has partnered up with After Dark Films to bring us the tale of a killer leprechaun, aptly titled, LEPRECHAUN’S REVENGE. But this isn’t the same kind of killer leprechaun we all grew … Read more
