TV Review: Zombieland – The Series Pilot (2013)
You know what, I get it: you want it all. You want the pizza that’s both delicious and non-fattening. You want the underwear that’s both comfortable and makes you look good in the mirror. You want the partner that’s both hot and rich, and is willing to let you do a Dirty Lugosi with them. … Read more
NBC Pulls An Episode of HANNIBAL From Its Lineup
Well, it wasn’t long before NBC’s new show HANNIBAL (which I just reviewed here) faced its first bit of controversy, though surprisingly it doesn’t originate from the networks, or from outraged viewers with nothing better to do than complain, but from the show’s own frontrunner, Bryan Fuller, himself. From Variety.com: “After several particularly violent months in … Read more
TV Review: Hannibal (2013)
Confession time: I hate prequels. Really, as a rule they tend to be wastes of time for me. The STAR WARS prequels, BATMAN BEGINS, the SMALLVILLE TV series, DUMB AND DUMBERER… THE MUPPET BABIES… a few others I can’t be bothered naming. None of them really worked for me, mostly because the stories behind the … Read more
New BBC Zombie Drama: In the Flesh
What would happen if the dead did come back to life and attacked the living? What if a “cure” could be found? How would the un-undead readjust to their former lives? How would they deal with their actions? How would their families and friends accept them? Their neighbours? These questions are addressed in a new … Read more
Gargoyles (1972)
You kids! You got it too good, with your Nintendo Wheeze and your hippety hop music! And your 300 cable channels of infomercials and FRIENDS reruns! Well, back in my day, we only had three networks, and a handful of local stations whoring for our attention with Abbott and Costello and GILLIGAN’S ISLAND. And they … Read more
DO NO HARM (2013)
Robert Louis Stevenson’s 1886 story of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde resonated in ways few other stories did at the time. It arrived at a period when many of the tropes we take for granted today were born (vampires in modern day, alien invasions, invisibility, time machines), and the story of a decent doctor wrestling … Read more
















