Stop what you’re doing everyone!! A franchise that has already overstayed it’s welcome by about two films and which has filled the most recent film full of actors we cold all give a fuck about has dropped it’s trailer. Yes; I’m talking about SCARY MOVIE 5 and I’m sure it’s going to suck out loud!! SCARY MOVIE 5 is written by David Zucker and Pat Proft, is directed by Malcolm D. Lee (of UNDERCOVER BROTHER fame), and stars Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Ashley Tisdale, Erica Ash, Heather Locklear, Jerry O’Connell, Kate Walsh, Jasmine Guy, and Terry Crews. SCARY MOVIE 5 attempts to take stabs at BLACK SWAN, the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY franchise, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, 127 HOURS, and lots more. Oh boy. Check out the plot crunch:
Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.
Well you’ve read this far; may as well check out the trailer:
What do you think? Will you be seeing SCARY MOVIE 5 or THE EVIL DEAD remake … both of which are being released on April 12, 2013?