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New Trailer & Poster Drop for Scary Movie 5

Is anyone actually reading this posting? I mean seriously? After the original SCARY MOVIE this franchise went down faster than Lindsay Lohan going down on a guy who has coke on his knob. Anyway … A new trailer and poster … Continue reading

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Scary Movie 5 Trailer Drops … I Think the Mayan’s Were Right!!

Stop what you’re doing everyone!! A franchise that has already overstayed it’s welcome by about two films and which has filled the most recent film full of actors we cold all give a fuck about has dropped it’s trailer. Yes; … Continue reading

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More Casting News Drops for Scary Movie 5

According to Bloody-Disgusting.com, Heather Locklear is locked in on the new SCARY MOVIE 5 cast. Locklear will play the mother of a young dancer, and the role is suspiciously similar to that of Barbara Hershey’s role in BLACK SWAN. Remember … Continue reading

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Director Named for Scary Movie 5

Okay … I’m going out on a limb here and assuming someone care about this news. Look, SCARY MOVIE 1 & 2 were pretty damn funny. I loved the Wayans Brother’s perspective on the horror genre. But now here I … Continue reading

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