RISE OF THE ZOMBIES (2012)
“Captain, zombie movie detected, dead ahead!” “Slow to one half impulse. What do our sensors read?” “Captain, sensors read it’s a SyFy movie called RISE OF THE ZOMBIES.” “SyFy, huh? We’ve had trouble with them in the past, but sometimes they’ve managed to surprise us, even if they do skimp on the boobs. Any idea … Read more
Piranhaconda (2011)
PIRANHACONDA will be the second movie to premier in June (Saturday, June 16th at 9pm) on the SyFy channel in what is being called the “Most Dangerous Month on TV.” We started this party with JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK and though far from perfect, it had a fun energy to it that I couldn’t help … Read more
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)
I’ve been waiting for this one for quite some time. No, really; I have (that’s my life, folks). Now I’ll be perfectly honest here … I’ve never seen an episode of THE JERSEY SHORE. Seriously; I haven’t, but it feels as though I know everything about it. These Guido’s infested pop culture quicker than a … Read more
SyFy Gets an Early Start to the 2012 Holiday Season with ‘The 12 Disasters of Christmas’
How is the SyFy Channel gonna top this year’s holiday-themed disaster flick, SNOWMAGEDDON (see my review here)? Easy; they’re gonna take the Star of Bethlehem and make it the basis of a disaster flick that will kick off the 2012 holiday season. Here’s the plot crunch for THE 12 DISASTERS OF CHRISTMAS: It’s Christmas Eve when … Read more














