The Zombie and the Coed Stoner (2014)

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A few years ago, I was a member of a terrific improvisational comedy group called Comedysportz. Established in America (Manchester, England, has the only non-US team, and I was the token Yank), it consists of performers competing against each other in family-friendly, Whose Line Is It Anyway-style games based on suggestions from the audience (“You’re … Continue reading

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Dark Floors (2008)

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Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordi… I could stop the review right there, that joke’s probably the most entertaining part of this film, and it’s not even in it. For our non-European readers, the Eurovision Song Contest is a funny thing: about nine hundred and thirty countries send some nobodies out to represent them, singing forgettable ballads … Continue reading

Discopath (2013)

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I’ve got Saturday Morning Fever. It’s like Saturday Night Fever, only it’s when you have a puppy named Edna who doesn’t understand that it’s not a workday, so I don’t have to get out of bed so early, and insists that I get out and feed her and give her attention, and I’m left feeling … Continue reading

Almost Human (2013)

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Shame on writer-director Joe Begos!! Like I’m talking about big time shame. ALMOST HUMAN is Joe Begos’ debut feature length film and I guess he wanted to make sure he made a great film because he shamelessly ripped off at least four or five other, better sci-fi flicks. And before you ask, no; ALMOST HUMAN … Continue reading

Oculus (2014)

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Anyone who’s hung around Anythinghorror long enough knows that Scott and I are staunch supporters of independent horror filmmakers. Low in budget, they often compensate with original, inventive ideas, stories, atmosphere and direction, and the best of them can stand head and shoulders above many of the generic studio offerings out there. Back in 2011, Scott … Continue reading

Screw Shark Week … Get Ready for Sharknado Week This July

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  Let’s face it; Shark Week has become the predictable offerings of guys in shark cages and endless scenes of big ass sharks feeding off of huge hunks of meat on hooks. And after last years bullshit faux-documentary on megalodon sharks I’ve just about had it up to my blow hole with Shark Week. Lucky … Continue reading

Popcorn (1991)

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True Believers, I realise I might be older than Methuselah or even Madonna compared to some of you, but I’m not *that* old. I may have been old enough to have seen STAR WARS when it first came out, but I’m not old enough to have been around for the gimmicky horror and science fiction … Continue reading

The Quiet Ones (2014)

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If I say ‘Hammer Films’ and you think ‘Rapper Movies’, go home and drink some dog pee, because we won’t get along. But of course, no one here will think something that blasphemous; readers of Anythinghorror are levels of cool that make David Bowie look like Rob Schneider. Hammer Films has been around for decades … Continue reading

The Car (1977)

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Okay, another blast from the past. And what a blast! I saw this in 1977 when I was eleven, and went to a drive-in. No, Uncle Deggsy wasn’t a pre-teen Fonzie, taking chicks on dates on his Big Wheel. No, the parents took my sister and I there, where we played in the playground for … Continue reading

Willow Creek (2013)

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Bobcat Goldthwait did a pretty remarkable thing. He went from being one of the most “out there” and unpredictable stand-up comedians of the 1980s to being a critically acclaimed and respected filmmaker. With films like SLEEPING DOGS LIE and GOD BLESS AMERICA, Goldthwait proves himself a filmmaker who can present over-the-top material while at the same … Continue reading

  • Some of my favorite horror movies:
  • Dawn of the Dead (1978)

  • Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987)

  • Martyrs (2008)

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