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deggsyMOVIE REVIEW: AFTERSHOCK (2012)
When is horror not horror? It sounds like a stupid question, but really the answer isn’t carved in stone, is it? And of course for a site called Anythinghorror it should be addressed. It can’t be that a supernatural element is required in the story for it to be horror, since many slasher and cannibal … Read more
MOVIE REVIEW: CHUPACABRA VS THE ALAMO (2013)
SyFy movies are their own art form. Think of them like Kabuki, but populated with fat has-beens, shitty CGI and loopy as fuck premises (Like the days of 50s Monster Movies that made the posters before the films, SyFy must certainly come up with the titles of their shitfests before hiring their apes to pen … Read more
MOVIE REVIEW: RETURN OF THE MOONWALKER (2013)
Well, this was certainly one of the more bizarre movies I’ve ever seen. I had been walking around a large car boot sale, taking note of just how many copies of Fifty Shades of Grey were on offer (and really, who wants to buy used porn books?), when I caught a glimpse of an old … Read more
Angel, Alien, & UFO Encounters from Another Dimension (2012) & Alien Agenda: Project Grey (2007)
Sometimes it’s easier to knock out reviews by lumping them together by topic. As you may gather by the titles above, I’m taking on two films, one a documentary (in the loosest sense of the word only) and one a fictional movie, that deal with aliens. Personally I love me a good alien/UFO film. Besides … Read more
Movie Review: The Zombie King (2012)
Such a great title. Such a crap movie. When I saw the cover, and saw it starred Corey Feldman and Edward Furlong, I knew I wasn’t going to get THE SEVENTH SEAL. A zombie movie featuring John Connor and Edgar Frog? Could be good for a few laughs to go with a few beers and … Read more
Movie Review: Maniac (2012)
You know, back in my day, remakes were all meant to be crap. We’d sit there with our cans of Surge, sporting our Rachel Cuts and complaining about how Hollywood keeps remaking our favourite movies and TV shows and turning them into piss! Okay, we still do that, and often with great justification; if I … Read more
Horror in a Casino: Leprechaun 3 (1995)
Perhaps LEPRECHAUN 3 is not the worst ever horror movie with a casino theme, but it must get close to it. The film received a zero percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes, though extraordinarily it received a high rating on the Internet Movie Database. The film, released in 1995, stars Warwick Davis who plays the Leprechaun. … Read more
The Lords of Salem (2013)
It’s been way too long since good friend of AnythingHorror.com, Sezin Koehler, contributed either a review or a piece on “True Life Horrors.” But when Sezin comes back, SHE COMES BACK HARD!!! When it comes to the films of Rob Zombie, I don’t think you’re going to find three bigger fans than myself, Deggsy, and … Read more
Movie Review: When the Lights Went Out (2012)
They say that if you remember the Seventies, you weren’t listening, because the original quote was about the Sixties, but obviously you’re too proud to admit your mistake, and you’ll go on about your disco medallions and glam rock and energy crises and Keep On Truckin’ posters while the rest of us roll our eyes … Read more
Movie Review: The Tunnel (2011)
Oh boy, it’s been ages since I last did a review for my favourite website ever! After a much needed break travelling around the Mediterranean with my better half, I’m back and ready to kick some bottom for my buddy Scott! And I’ll start with a movie that’s been sitting in my hard drive for … Read more
