Alien Abduction (2014)

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Anal probes are so yesterday, aren’t they!! I’m not pooh-poohing the entire “aliens among us” segment of America, but considering that aliens have been abducting humans since at least the 1950s, you’d think those ass-happy turd freaks would know all about our insides and physiology. But apparently the aliens still have more to learn from … Continue reading

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The Dead 2: India (2014)

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You know, after eating the cinematic equivalent of undercooked crap like it seems I’ve done the last few weeks, at least to judge from my reviews, it’s good to settle down for something well-made and nourishing. Nothing fancy or new, you understand, but well-prepared and using ingredients I like. And on a quiet Sunday morning, … Continue reading

As Above, So Below (2014)

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I haven’t been having much luck with new horror releases this year. Most of them are so generic and watered down for a PG13 audience that the only scare in them is the ticket price. So when I heard about AS ABOVE, SO BELOW, I didn’t get my hopes up. I didn’t read up on … Continue reading

The Hospital (2013)

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Samuel Johnson once famously wrote, “A man with an opinion is like a dog with a flintlock: almost always a waste of both items. Now where’s my bloody absinthe?” People seem fully conscious of their right to an opinion on anything, especially in the Internet Age, but they’re less willing to admit how little anyone … Continue reading

Ink (2014)

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And we have a horror hat trick folks. A perfect horror hat trick!! Indie horror filmmaker Andy Stewart is the talented guy behind this horror hat trick and if he hasn’t proven himself to be a serious name in the genre by now, then you just aren’t paying attention. Stewart contacted me earlier this year humbly … Continue reading

Dead Shadows (2012)

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I’ve only ever seen a comet with my naked eyes once, back in the Nineties, when I was out in the middle of nowhere camping with some friends, and I looked up, and for a moment thought it was the light from a high-altitude plane, until I realised that if it was, it would have … Continue reading

Stage Fright (2014)

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Okay kids, are you ready for Today’s Word? Today’s Word is “diegetic”. Before this week I never heard of it, sad to say, and I love it, because it sounds so pretentious, and I love pretension, as I was telling all my showbiz friends at the Groucho Club. And really, I should have known about … Continue reading

At the Devil’s Door (2014)

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One of my earliest reviews for Anythinghorror involved a movie called THE PACT (have a read of it here), a 2012 film from writer/director Nicholas McCarthy. McCarthy had started out making documentary shorts on feature films such as ROBOCOP, STARSHIP TROOPERS, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, and THE PRINCESS BRIDE, and in 2011 he made an … Continue reading

Odd Thomas (2013)

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I can be a verbose writer. Very wordy, going off on tangents and generally sprawling myself out like a walrus hogging the whole couch and making you kids sit on the floor. Sometimes, concise is better. Especially when there’s not much to say about a subject. Take this movie I’m writing about now, ODD THOMAS, … Continue reading

The Strain (2014)

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You know, I remember a time when the scariest thing on television was Sesame Street’s Count. Seriously, the way he’d look directly into the camera, DIRECTLY INTO MY SOUL, and see me sitting on my parents’ couch in my Spider-Man pyjamas, and I knew, I KNEW, that he would visit me in bed that night, … Continue reading

  • Some of my favorite horror movies:
  • Dawn of the Dead (1978)

  • Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987)

  • Martyrs (2008)

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