The Theatre Bizarre (2011)
I thank Scott for alerting me to this indie anthology (most recently in his post here), which made me get this when it became available. As we all know, anthologies are great, in that you can get a variety of stories, some good, some not so good, but even the worst ones don’t usually outstay … Read more
Trailer Drops for The Mortician … This is Looking Less Like a Genre Film!!
Here’s an upcoming flick that at first looked as though it had “horror potential,” but after seeing the trailer it doesn’t seem so “genre-y” any more. I think it looks pretty solid, but not very horrific. The film is THE MORTICIAN, starring Method Man, and written and directed by Gareth Maxwell Roberts. We saw the … Read more
New Horror DVD & Blu-ray Releases for the week of February 20, 2012
Here’s the new horror DVD & Blu-ray releases for the week of February 20, 2012: ATROCIOUS (2010): Solving the mysteries surrounding the slaughter of an entire Spanish family proves difficult for authorities, but 37 hours of videotape are soon discovered and edited together in the attempt to form a coherent narrative about the days before … Read more
Stormhouse (2012)
Now here’s a perfect example of not always judging things based on past experience. It’s like when I pick up Thai hookers: so many have turned out to be ladyboys that I get jaded and expect the next one to be a ladyboy, and it’s not always the case. In this instance, when I saw … Read more
Gargoyle Girls of Spider Island (2011)
Cameron Pierce is back (well to be fair he never really went away). In the past he’s given us sharks swimming in Eden, Ass Goblins (my review), a world made up of marionette puppets (my review), a football-playing werewolf, and the touching story about a pickle falling in love with a pancake (my review). In … Read more
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
There’s a few things in this world we only get to experience once. Seeing Haley’s Comet or a meteor shower; being there for your child’s first birthday; hitting a huge jackpot in Las Vegas. But some things are so amazing and breathtaking that you just know you may never see anything like it again. Take … Read more
The Woman in Black (2012)
If there’s one thing I am, it’s my honesty with you all. So I’ll be honest about THE WOMAN IN BLACK; going into this film I was pretty skeptical. It had three strikes against it right off the bat: It’s a period piece (I’m not crazy about these and am very selective about which ones … Read more
Beneath the Darkness (2011)
This is going to be a shorter review from me than I usually do. It’s also a first for me. I have sat through crap and reviewed it because it just plain needed it (Hi, ALIENS VS AVATARS. Still lying bruised and bloodied in the corner of the room where I last left you? Good). … Read more



















